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(10/02/02) Ahh... the saga begins
(10/03/02) True Story
(10/15/02) Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
(10/16/02) They're called "cleavage points"
(10/19/02) Decisions, Decisions
(10/24/02) Preferences
(11/13/02) Well, duh
(11/13/02) She's the Neo
(11/23/02) Arrr, matey
(11/24/02) Do you get it?
(11/25/02) Shoo, the Fly, do not pester me
(11/25/02) Disciples of the GPA
(11/27/02) Honors 11 English, eh?
(11/28/02) Women am hard to draw
(11/29/02) Only 37% of our readers get this
(11/29/02) CKY, Drowning Pool, Slipknot, System of a Down...
(11/30/02) Now Facing a Different Direction!
(11/30/02) Caught off guard
(12/02/02) Revelations 3:16 (AM)
(12/02/02) Chris, get a life
(12/04/02) Bound to happen
(12/05/02) Vroom Vroom
(12/06/02) Fame (yeah, right) comes with a price
(12/06/02) Don't even TRY to analyze this poem
(12/09/02) This conversation confuses and infuriates us!
(12/11/02) Theologician
(12/12/02) I promise, to do my duty...
(12/13/02) It's the thought that counts
(12/13/02) CAT Scans not included
(12/16/02) Slow Learner
(12/20/02) Angst ex Machina
(12/23/02) T3: Annoyance of the Machines
(12/26/02) It's an MP3 Player Thing
(12/28/02) We've come to expect as much
(1/01/03) Maury Students will get this (hopefully)
(1/02/03) The right thing to do
(1/05/03) Lord of the ^&*%-ing Rings, already!
(1/11/03) Honors 11 English Logic
(1/11/03) Let it alone!
(1/14/03) Lord of the Grades
(1/18/03) Textbook Filler
(1/19/03) Revelations 12:05 (AM), Book 2
(1/19/03) Seems to pay off
(1/23/03) Jump the Shark, anyone?
(1/23/03) Give change a chance
(1/24/03) Sin of Lucas
(1/24/03) Chatting
(1/24/03) Something Bond-ish this way comes
(1/24/03) Witchery
(1/25/03) (sigh)... if only
(1/26/03) Obviously
(1/27/03) Statistically Most Likely
(1/31/03) The Price of Digitalization
(2/02/03) Cursed dial-up!
(2/04/03) Freakin' Slow, man
(2/07/03) Lucky guess
(2/08/03) Maybe there's a support group...?
(2/10/03) Fear not death?
(2/14/03) my apologies to the blind...
(2/14/03) ...wait, nm, they won't read this
(3/04/03) I'm not dead yet!
(3/05/03) Hand that guy a +6 axe
(3/15/03) Honors English Train of Thought
(3/19/03) Wrong question to ask
(3/20/03) A vicious cycle
(3/21/03) Common mistake
(3/24/03) Hmmm... simple geometry!
(3/31/03) No school for Scudworth!
(4/07/03) Phone Booth
(4/14/03) More like "non-cense"
(4/21/03) Better there than in the suit
(4/22/03) A trail of clues
(4/23/03) What a smell
(4/24/03) Standard [tan]lines
(4/25/03) A great place for a tan
(4/28/03) (he's a machine)
(5/05/03) Ramifications
(5/12/03) I loved that game
(5/13/03) Bend your mind around this
(5/14/03) I [don't] know kung fu
(5/15/03) The World of the Real
(5/16/03) Wake up
(5/19/03) It permits the growth of alatian appendages!
(5/26/03) Whiner
(5/27/03) He's got the power
(5/28/03) That explains... nothing
(5/29/03) Paraphrasing
(5/30/03) Just a spark
(6/02/03) Comraderie
(6/09/03) Obsoletion
(6/11/03) the Carzortheid
(6/13/03) Dante's Allusion
(6/16/03) To Lucasta, from the Computer
(6/18/03) Goth out!
(6/20/03) Expectations
(6/23/03) Evolution
(6/25/03) POV
(6/27/03) Could take a while
(6/30/03) Ambiguity
(7/02/03) Fulfillment
(7/04/03) Safety Stylings
(7/07/03) Stubble
(7/09/03) Protection
(7/11/03) God god...
(7/14/03) Recommended
(7/16/03) Questionable Intent
(7/18/03) Oy
(7/21/03) Demographic
(7/23/03) Progress
(7/25/03) Feignt
(7/28/03) Tempting
(7/30/03) Whoa
(8/01/03) Unimaginable
(8/04/03) Reason
(8/06/03) Ending
(8/08/03) Habitual
(8/11/03) Distinguishable
(8/18/03) Humour
(8/20/03) Misconception
(8/22/03) Technique
(8/25/03) Barrier
(8/27/03) Moody Blues
(8/29/03) Anxiety
(9/01/03) Recollection
(9/03/03) Veil
(9/05/03) Dissipation
(9/09/03) Clinging
(9/11/03) Maturity
(9/13/03) Desire
(9/16/03) Unintentional
(9/18/03) Dedicated
(9/23/03) Unmentionable
(9/25/03) Restraint
(9/27/03) One to talk
(9/30/03) Reversion
(10/02/03) Guest Strip by Petie Shumate
(10/04/03) Epidermal Failure
(10/07/03) Recapture
(10/09/03) Gubernotorious
(10/11/03) Motionless
(10/14/03) Protocol
(10/16/03) Checklist
(10/18/03) gwowed up
(10/21/03) Customization
(10/23/03) Surprise
(10/25/03) Rated phoenetically
(10/28/03) Down + B
(10/30/03) Party Animal
(11/01/03) Note the quotation marks
(11/04/03) Arrival
(11/06/03) Last minute
(11/08/03) Sudden thought
(11/11/03) Implusion
(11/13/03) Closure
(11/16/03) Influential
(11/18/03) At your fingertips
(11/20/03) Kryptonite
(11/22/03) Disappointment
(11/25/03) I wish this was a joke
(11/27/03) Happy Thanksgiving
(11/29/03) Feeling left out
(12/02/03) Previous experiences
(12/04/03) Getting ready
(12/09/03) Make good use of
(12/11/03) I have a crush on every boy
(12/13/03) Snowflaked
(12/16/03) Closer to the truth
(12/18/03) Holiday Spirit
(12/20/03) What's to come
(12/25/03) Merry Christmas!
(12/30/03) Meetings
(01/01/04) Breaking the ice
(01/03/04) Figuring things out
(01/06/04) For some reason
(01/08/04) Confrontation
(01/10/04) Much to discuss
(01/13/04) Just won't stop talking
(01/15/04) Straight answer
(01/17/04) Phrasing
(01/20/04) Unnecessary
(01/22/04) About time
(01/24/04) Emotionally vulnerable
(01/27/04) Smashy smashy
(01/29/04) The dust settles
(01/30/04) No more of that
(01/31/04) Loose ends
(02/03/04) Awesomest part
(02/05/04) Convenience
(02/07/04) Imagination is key
(02/10/04) A repetition of theme
(02/12/04) Trifle not with testy terminators
(02/14/04) Cold shoulder
(02/17/04) Against expectations
(02/19/04) The apparel
(02/21/04) Atta boy
(02/24/04) Key word: "don't"
(02/26/04) Becoming the standard
(03/02/04) Kentucky Fried Matrix
(03/04/04) Challenge rating level 9!
(03/06/04) Them's fightin' words
(03/09/04) It's apparent, you're a
(03/13/04) Addiction
(03/16/04) Walked into that one
(03/18/04) Errors in logic
(03/23/04) Slight of hand
(03/25/04) As they always say
(03/27/04) 3/4ths the way there
(03/30/04) Guess who?
(04/02/04) You know, that whole thing
(04/15/04) Guest Strip by Craig Dean
(04/17/04) Smart buyer
(04/20/04) Messing with data
(04/24/04) At all costs
(04/27/04) Can't help it
(05/02/04) Warm fuzzy feeling
(05/06/04) Favorable settings for growth
(05/09/04) If you can't terminate, play
(05/18/04) Proctology?
(05/20/04) Physics is the basis of life
(05/23/04) Destroying all the things we hold dear
(05/25/04) Good thing that stuff grows back
(06/01/04) Inversely proportional
(06/06/04) It's just easier
(06/10/04) *Actual Quote
(06/17/04) Life goes on
(06/20/04) Weight of the situation
(06/22/04) Still better than fuzzy dice
(06/27/04) Galleria Robotica
(06/29/04) She's just slow
(07/04/04) You know I'm right about this
(07/06/04) Spoilers herein
(07/11/04) Guest Comic by Al Nennig
(07/15/04) Guest Comic by Ben Serrette
(07/18/04) Guest Comic by Nicholas Killewald
(07/22/04) Guest Comic by Max Kimbrough
(07/24/04) The future is now
(07/27/04) In a flash of light
(07/29/04) Expected courtesy
(08/01/04) How could you say no?
(08/03/04) That's a thinker
(08/05/04) Connectivity issues
(08/08/04) Ze art
(08/10/04) Parallel to ours
(08/12/04) Fall lineup
(08/15/04) That special someone
(08/17/04) One last call for alcohol
(08/22/04) New beginnings
(08/24/04) The last place you dismember it
(08/26/04) Classification
(08/29/04) Difference in tastes
(08/31/04) Night life
(09/02/04) Not entirely the same
(09/07/04) Hearty handshake
(09/12/04) Lapsus
(09/14/04) Tip jar
(09/16/04) Catching on
(09/21/04) Shellshocked
(09/23/04) I hear Maine's pretty up there...
(09/28/04) It can get to ya
(10/01/04) Who does like short shorts?
(10/03/04) Memorization jeopardization
(10/05/04) Ka-dunk
(10/10/04) I'm an expert on humans...
(10/12/04) Sunning yourself
(10/15/04) Taking the heat
(10/17/04) Fallen brethren
(10/22/04) To remember you by
(10/24/04) Alternate colors
(10/26/04) Have you done it?
(10/29/04) Neighbor etiquette
(10/31/04) Reflections
(11/02/04) Voting is wicked rad
(11/05/04) Money well spent
(11/07/04) Motivational speaker
(11/09/04) Like something from Robert Wise...
(11/12/04) "Modern" as in "Right Then" Art
(11/14/04) Guest Comic by Al Nennig (1 of 2)
(11/16/04) Guest Comic by Al Nennig (2 of 2)
(11/19/04) A place oddysey
(11/21/04) Past the fail safes
(11/23/04) No pupose but to destract
(11/28/04) Better things to concentrate on
(11/30/04) Like waving goodbye
(12/03/04) He's just mad because he's a secondary
(12/05/04) It's probably nothing
(12/07/04) Unrelated incident
(12/10/04) Make friends at college
(01/11/05) Recycling
(01/14/05) The prize inside
(01/16/05) Better out than in
(01/18/05) Rendezvous (pt 1)
(01/21/05) Rendezvous (pt 2)
(01/23/05) Rendezvous (pt 3)
(01/26/05) Heed thy warning
(01/28/05) Blood money
(02/02/05) Cosmic
(02/04/05) Vehemently
(02/09/05) Bad luck
(02/16/05) Screening process
(02/18/05) Something to achieve
(02/25/05) Not that kid
(03/02/05) Futility
(03/04/05) Visit your local lending library
(03/11/05) Reserve the right to
(03/23/05) Crafty consumer
(03/25/05) Thrifty
(05/01/05) Morning stroll
(05/06/05) Knock, knock
(05/11/05) Zap
(05/13/05) Don't know where it's been
(05/18/05) Infused
(05/20/05) There
(05/25/05) Fancy seeing you here
(05/27/05) Let there be light
(06/01/05) From one, into another
(06/03/05) Ecce, eheu
(06/08/05) Which way?
(06/10/05) Systematical
(06/15/05) Put it on a pedestal
(06/17/05) Curiouser
(06/24/05) Wet floor
(06/29/05) Slip up
(07/01/05) 'Round the corner
(07/15/05) Long stretch
(07/20/05) Salutations
(07/27/05) Jump start
(07/29/05) Translation
(08/03/05) Potato, potato
(08/05/05) On the run
(08/10/05) Smash it up
(08/12/05) Through the hourglass
(08/24/05) Little truths
(08/26/05) Huh?
(08/28/05) Cliché
(08/31/05) Breadcrumbs
(09/02/05) Let's go
(09/05/05) Lamentations
(09/07/05) 'Sup
(09/09/05) Close call
(09/12/05) Profile
(09/14/05) Hoit
(09/16/05) Against the current
(09/21/05) Oh.
(09/23/05) Explanation
(09/26/05) Greedy
(09/28/05) Pivotal
(09/30/05) Hey, do you see-?
(10/03/05) A'splode
(10/05/05) Grateful (wouldn't you?)
(10/07/05) Ramifications
(10/10/05) Why does that happen?
(10/12/05) Out, and out.
(10/17/05) Guest comic by Max Kimbrough
(10/21/05) Guest comic by Max Kimbrough
(10/25/05) Guest comic by Luke McKinney
(10/28/05) Guest comic by Jessica Regenbrecht
(10/31/05) Guest comic by Roman Wunderlich
(11/04/05) Guest comic by Ben Serrette
(11/07/05) Guest comic by Dani LaBove
(11/14/05) Unpacking
(11/18/05) In need
(11/21/05) Not thinking ahead
(11/25/05) Howdy neighbor
(11/30/05) Simple rules
(12/02/05) "Histrionics"
(12/05/05) Familiar
(12/12/05) Reunited
(12/19/05) Phoenix
(12/26/05) That buzzing sensation
(01/04/06) Cosmic significance
(01/09/06) Dialation
(01/12/06) Setting a bad example
(01/17/06) Medium
(01/19/06) Simple addition
(01/31/06) Take your leave
(02/03/06) A lesson in astronomy
(02/09/06) Forever a mystery
(02/15/06) The day after
(02/16/06) Meaningful conversation
(02/21/06) And the pursuit thereof
(02/28/06) Captain Bringdown
(03/02/06) Slide one past you
(03/07/06) 60 gpm
(03/21/06) Guest comic by Roman Wunderlich
(03/23/06) Guest comic by Danielle Labove
(03/27/06) Guest comic by Alex Nennig
(03/30/06) Guest comic by Nuclear Powered Toaster!
(04/06/06) Ascension Air Flight 114
(04/11/06) Homework questions
(04/13/06) The special
(04/18/06) The hairy truth
(04/20/06) What you've suspected all along
(05/04/06) Viva la revolution!
(05/09/06) The height of fashion
(05/12/06) Purpose
(05/15/06) It's everywhere
(05/19/06) Tool for the job
(05/22/06) Right out at you
(06/12/06) What's this?
(06/14/06) Hate to pry
(06/16/06) An added bonus
(06/19/06) Just askin'
(06/21/06) A delicious combination
(06/23/06) You should really knock
(06/26/06) Best improve that attitude
(06/28/06) Call 'em as you see 'em
(06/30/06) The know-how
(07/03/06) Three lines of logic
(07/05/06) Miss appear
(07/07/06) You should probably clean that up
(07/10/06) Punishment fits the crime
(07/12/06) Trap that yap
(07/14/06) Secret shame
(07/17/06) The X makes it sound cool
(07/19/06) What not to wear
(07/21/06) I do declare
(07/24/06) Let me finish
(07/28/06) Old habits
(07/31/06) She's just uncsoncious
(08/02/06) To grips with indecision
(08/07/06) Out there and loving every minute of it
(08/09/06) Why?
(08/14/06) Guest comic by Nuclear Powered Toaster
(09/11/06) Certain qualifications must be met
(09/18/06) A tough decision
(10/23/06) Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga!
(01/12/07) Heritage
(01/15/07) Happy Lee-Jackson-King Day!
(01/19/07) Rain Bot
(01/22/07) Make Wesley Snipes proud
(01/26/07) Thinking for yourselves
(01/29/07) Devil's in the details
(02/02/07) Consideration
(02/16/07) Frapathy
(02/23/07) Gobblegobblegobble!
(02/26/07) Robby's Rules of Order
(03/19/07) Initiation
(03/23/07) Actin' funny. Gar.
(04/13/07) Construction materials
(05/09/07) Answers
(05/21/07) Three's a crowd
(05/27/07) How do I shot web?
(06/01/07) Rightful wearer
(06/18/07) The end of the third act
(06/20/07) Friday night, and feelin' alright
(06/27/07) Unexpect the expected
(07/04/07) Clarifications
(07/11/07) Never saw the show
(07/18/07) Ipso facto
(08/29/07) Scary when you think about it
(09/05/07) Brain power
(09/15/07) Ojamashimashita
(09/19/07) Well, how would you do one?
(09/26/07) It really was
(10/05/07) Chick magnet
(10/10/07) Reverse order
(10/24/07) Jacob's Staff (wikipedia it)
(11/07/07) One last thing
(11/13/07) Indeed not
(11/21/07) Load of crap
(12/05/07) Don't think about it
(01/09/08) Active enforcement
(01/16/08) You got served
(01/23/08) Only defense
(01/30/08) Oh god I can see forever
(02/13/08) Open and shut case
(02/27/08) Sad, but true
(03/19/08) Copyright infringement
(05/10/08) Closing arguments
(05/14/08) Note the differences
(10/21/08) Silver tongue
(10/23/08) Possibly allergic
(10/30/08) Got an A for this in speech class
(11/10/08) S[l]ideshow
(11/17/08) Pure as the white driven snow